Thursday, 20 August 2015

Scientists grow human brain

Scientists from the Ohio State University have grown a human brain from skins cells they found in a cemetery. However the brain is only the size of a pea and cannot grow any bigger because it has no blood supply.

 Brain

Pea

Chief Scientist, Dr F Stein, said, "Due to its small size we believe it's the brain of a socialist. Scans indicate it is mainly thinking about spending other people's money."

Asked if it would be possible to grow a more responsible right-wing brain, Dr Stein replied, "Yes, but we would need to grow it a heart as well."

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