"There's a fascist in the White House, so take away people's guns."
"Women must be equal to men, except in sentencing, prison population, trash collectors and work-place deaths."
"There is no limit to the amount of money a government can borrow."
"Black pride is good; Asian pride is good; Gay pride is good; White pride is fascist."
"Immigrants don't commit more crime because they are not white; they do it because they are poor. This includes rape."
"Slavery was evil; except Arab slavery which doesn't count."
"Oppressing women is evil; unless done by a muslim which doesn't count."