Elon Musk's $44bn offer to buy Twitter has been accepted by the Twits on the board and will be recommended to shareholders.
Musk: "Of course there are charging points EVERYWHERE!"
Surely President Trump (45 & 47) will be the first to get his account back. And then Elon will publish "the algorithm" and we will find out just how biased Twitter has been all these years.
And what's this? Musk is on the Amazon website trying to figure out how to put the whole company in his shopping cart!